Starting at just $7 a month.

Unfortunately, it doesn’t involve retirement planning or financial security – just a whole bunch of White Stripes schwag.

Such a phenomenon is what happens when the closets at Third Man Records (Jack White’s label, featuring the White Stripes, The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather) explode. Perhaps with this visual in mind, the label’s new online subscription service, entitled the Vault, is ready to shower those willing to cough up the money with exclusive multimedia content (translation: songs), vinyl and t-shirts. Says Mr. White about it all: “if you knew what we had lying around here, you’d crap your pants”. Sounds like a good deal, especially since we know his productivity levels will never be called into question.